omg you’re straight!!? wow. like, how does that even work? how do you have sex? omfg when did you know that you’re straight? haven’t you tried being gay?! maybe you just haven’t met the right person yet…. but wow you’re straight. i have a straight friend. hi straight friend. HEY EVERYBODY THIS IS MY STRAIGHT FRIEND
just girly things: FUCKING BOOB ITCHES THAT NEVER GO AWAY
Call Me, Beep Me - Kim Possible
I accidentally had my earbuds unplugged, and after the first beep my brother sat up and said “KIM POSSIBLE!”
for the feels. all the feels.
"I’ve had so many crappy jobs in my life. I loaded trucks downtown — coal dust, dirt, everywhere. Every orifice. People yelling at you, ‘Cranston! Move faster, work harder!’ And the only thing that got me through was imagining, dreaming, that one day I could actually make a living as an actor, and that’s what got me through, thank god. We are the luckiest people in the world, those who can say, ‘I am an actor.’"Happy 58th Birthday, Bryan Lee Cranston (March 7, 1956)
@msleamichele #LOUDER SIGNING! #NYCmsleamichele #LOUDER SIGNING! #NYC
I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.